Santa Tox Torches The Christmas Tree.
Tox and I have a tradition: we bring in the New Year by torching the Christmas tree. This year was no exception; it was exceptional. See:

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Couldn’t have had a better birthday party. Thanks. 2010 and 28 begin, on fire.
Happy Birthday Dan! No better way to ring in your birthday and the new year than burning the Christmas tree and swinging it over my head under the moon dogs of a blue moon.
-Santa Tox
I don’t think I’d sit on Santa Tox’s lap. He looks a little creepy.
Lucky for you, Santa Tox doesn’t have a lap, because he never takes a break from mischief, ever.